***I  had to save this***

She'll Be Coming Through the Portal When She Comes

To the tune of'"She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain'.

Generated in Thorn Castle and doubtless it will be expanded at length in the future.

She'll be coming through the portal when she comes!

She'll be coming through the portal when she comes!

She'll be coming through the portal, coming through the portal,

Coming through the portal when she comes!

Chorus:

Singing aye, aye, yippee - yippee aye...

Singing aye, aye, yippee - yippee aye...

Singing aye, aye, yippee, aye aye yippee,

Aye, aye, yippee - yippee aye...

She'll be tainted by the Sepsis when she comes!

She'll be tainted by the Sepsis when she comes!

(etc)

She'll be raising hordes of zombies when she comes!

She'll be slaughtered by the Office when she comes!

She'll rise and come again when she comes! (second wave!)

She'll be killing off the players when she comes!

She'll be beaten up by Nursie when she comes!

She'll be flirting with the Chaplin when she comes...

She'll be runover by the plot-wagon when she comes...

She'll be press-ganged on board the Puffin when she comes...

She'll be staking lots of vampires when she comes...

And we'll all be glad to see her when she comes...

Cause we'll need more cannon fodder when she comes...